FROM Brexit Day finally upon as we exit the European Union this evening, to the traditional cup of tea falling out of favour, This Reporter brings you the news headlines on Friday 31st January 2020. Hang out the bunting, strike up the band and wheel your trestle table out onto the streets for a right old knees up, as Brexit Day is at last upon us. The day which marks Britain's glorious ascension out into the promised land, where the pavements are paved with gold and the trees are made from candy cane (or that may be Willy Wonka). The land of the free, where the world is your oyster (as long as you have a hedge fund). Rule Britannia. Land of Hope and Glory. Roll Out the Barrel and up the apples and pears. Whoops, sorry, wrong press release...It appears all grand celebrations are off. Due to what is delicately phrased "the division which still remains in this country" the eventuality of our exit at 11pm will be marked in muted style, with Prime Minister Boris Johnson pr